Fucking with the `Bux

Sheri has started something that will surely go down in the annals of SBUX history.
Her note and photo here made me laugh as JUST TODAY I had a similar situation…

We’d been taking care of business (spending triple digits at the pet store) and I wanted a latte somethin’ fierce. “My name is Laura and I have a coffee addiction.” So…Trooper waits in the truck for his Americano as Ranger goes on alert. “She’s going in alone, man. You should go with her, you bastard. Look, open the door and I’ll go. Fuck. FUCK! I can’t SEE HER! I am not MOVING until I see her again. You bastard.”

Inside, I pit, taking great pleasure in setting the 1911 on the counter and giving SBUX a little dance o’ love. At the counter, I put in the order as Mr. No Respecter Of Personal Space stands right on my heel. I rest my hand on the 1911, casually, and that elbow carves enough for him to get the point. Briefly.

I take my time ordering the snackage just because I know he’s having a Moment. I can almost smell the estrogen coming out of his pores. Then, as I stand against the wall, waiting for my order, he places his “half caff ball-less soy frangipani light” order. Yeah – soy. No wonder your wrist is in a brace. And then I see his trio of “crotchfruit” at the table, acting like they’re oh-so-grown-up with their sippy straw milks. Yeah…soy.

There are times when I truly get a laugh out of this life. Sometimes you just have to wonder why these things are set before you – as though God says, “She Gets me, dude. You know?”

Go ahead – join the fun at the SBUX Spoiled Brats and Soy Castrations site. Clean fun.

4 responses to “Fucking with the `Bux

  1. Hey thanks! I just found all this traffic from your site and followed it back here and wow, there I am! I will add you to the Blog List at once!

  2. Hey Sheri – “I'm not worthy!” Seriously, I am thoroughly NOT capable of hangin' with you and the Real Laura, etc. However, I will accept that honor!

    Stephen – I know just what you mean about needing a laugh these days…

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