Go on – just go ahead and put on your poutiest pout. Because this old, fat chick got to shoot not only the PredatAR but – yes – hands were laid on the OBR. Trooper has been instructed to take any OT offered because I want – er, no – we NEED – one each.
Thanks, you mad fools, for making a weapon that let me his 5 out of 5 without even TRYING. I’ll be seeing you in November at the official Lust Day.
(Yes, there is video evidence, and no – you cannot see it because I look horrid and refuse to bring reality to this little fantasy land. Just know that it includes Trooper cackling as each shot brought out that divine PING! of success.)
Addendum: Go here for a recent article. I see I misspelled the product name. Fixed that for ya.